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last night philly and i went to the casino because he wanted to gamble and i am the funnest person for him to go with haha so we went and while we were there, i thought "wouldn't it be cool if we get to heaven and there's a tally of how many times you said 'bless you' when somebody sneezed?" wouldnt that be cool? because i say bless you like for every single sneeze that i hear. and i always say 'bless me' when i sneeze, because not many people say it. last night i was standing at the big money wheel watching because i was bad luck while phil was playing texas hold em', so i had to go stand somewhere else so he'd win a hand, haha, and someone sneezed and i said bless you quietly, and then the cool dealer guy behind the big money wheel said GOD BLESS YOU and just by that, i could tell he was a cool person. and then i msged phil the 'wouldnt it be cool if theres a tally in heaven of how many times you said bless you when someone sneezed' and the dealer was like 'oh, are you messaging me? oh, i dont think i have my phone turned on'. he was fun. 
so we got there and we played blackjack and then phil lost $140 and then we were going to leave but then we decided to go watch poker so we watched and this guy at a poker table was yelling out ANDREW and the guy next to me asked me my name and i said well whats your name and he said andrew and i said WOW MY NAME IS ANDREW TOO and then he made up a story about how my dad was a lobster fisherman but he got hit on the head with too many lobsters but then he wasnt a lobster fisherman, he was an eel one but then like a cod fisherman and i said no a yuppieman and he said OHH A YUPPIEMAN so then my dad got hit on the head with yuppies and then suddenly he'd lived in london and fished yuppies and he was dumb and because perth is so isolated, people in perth didnt know that andrew was a boys name which was why i was called andrew. 
and then phil played texas hold em and i got bored so i played roulette for like an hour and a half haha because its so fun but its SOOOO ANNOYING like so many people have all 2.50 chips and they place them on like 12 different nmbers every single time and theres like ten people doing that so it takes sooooo long in between games and it's annoying. i always only bet on either red or black, or odd or even. so there's a fifty fifty chance. some people are weird and i think its so dumb that they bet on like 12 different numbers each time. and they do it for so long. so they just slowly lose money. the guy sitting next to me was complaining about the new wheels and the new balls and the dealer was like 'same balls' and then he was like 'well the wheels are new and now you cant guess it!'
and then i watched two up where they throw up two coins and you guess either heads heads or tails tails. if its one each, then they do the spin again. and some loser derro next to me bet a $500 chip. he was like my age. and he lost it. and it was 3.40 and that was the last game so he couldnt even win it back. what a dumbhead. 
then we went home and played lots of weird card games like arsehole and poker and rock paper scissors for drinks and got very drunk and then philly threw up lots so i made him a bed on the bathroom floor and then he slept til 1.30 and he had work at 2 haha.
i had fun.